part five

In my never-ending quest to find you the silliest in internet smut, I bring you the 5th installment of Prehensile Porn Online.  

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  "FuckU-FuckMe is the most powerful, pleasurable, inexpensive, and only dual-party Internet remote intercourse tool on the market today."

I've been sent this link a zillion times. Are people trying to tell me something?  
Welcome to Billy Bob's Discount Egg Auction -- the only web site that provides you with the unique opportunity to bid on Discount Eggs from cheap, fertile, easy women.
A well-done but definitely ADULT erotic flash cartoon. ADULTS ONLY.
Jar-Jar as Sex Toy:
Young children are being seduced by the character of George Lucas' latest Star Wars Movie. Jar Jar's soothing voice, and timid childlike manners, seem to lure young teens into a world of lustful abandon. Unsuspecting parents purchase the popular life-size doll, only to find out later that it is being used by the child as a masturbation toy.
If you're like me, nothing is quite as erotic as a chick wearing a cast. oooh-baby...let me scratch your itch.
Furby Hookers from fishdot:
When you pick your Furby Hooker off the shelf, take her out of the box, and try her on for size you can be assured that you will be the first one to deflower her. But "Wait," you say, "If the Furby Hookers are all virgins, they must be horrible in bed." True, out of the box, Furby Hookers aren't the most experienced lovers, but THE MORE YOU PLAY WITH THEM, THE MORE THEY LEARN!!
Pornography for the Visually Impaired Promises Seeing Eye Dog beatiality and Braile Babes (rub your fingers over the screen)
Never be left wondering again with this Palm Pilot "Gaydar" add-on.
www.jackinworld.com is, quite simply, the best damn masturbation site on the web. Filled with surveys like, "Do you use your right hand?" plus dozens of maturbation techniques to try. This technique is called, poetically, "the Spock."
Fuck Force Five drum and bass....techno alien orgy bonanza. One of the few pay sites I wish I had a membership to. (graphic cartoon...including "interactive pussy") ADULTS ONLY
Quality silly smut  at zooass.com.  Play Mammary Memory games, learn how to make pocahooters out of a butter wrappper, or bid on some cock art (now THAT is e-commerce, baby!)

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previous prehensile porn
Online Porn Part One
Online Porn Part Two
Online Porn Part Three
Online Porn Part Four

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