to Santa 2001
(History of the Styn Santa letters in Probing Santa & Self Esteem
Merry X-mas, Santa!
Just wanted to give you a heads
up: The PETA people (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals)
have been putting a lot of pressure on Man-Beast relationships.
Now, *we* know that the Reindeer
are all on your team by choice. We know that the harnesses, whips
and other bondage gear is all consensual. But the folks at PETA
are a bit aggressive in their attacks of any potential abuse.
The British tabloids been saying
that a few of the reindeer (Prancer in particular) are
being held against their will. Now, you and I both know that this
is ridiculous. Any reindeer (or midget, elf or dwarf, for that
matter!) would kill to be a part of Santa’s team.
We know it’s silly, but for
everyone’s sake, keep it on the down low for a while. Try to get
some publicity shots of Rudolph’s red nose and a big happy smile.
If you *do* run in to any trouble,
make sure you consult this legal book first. (It’s the only one
we could find.)
In any case, Thanks for stopping
by! We’re huge fans of your work.
Halcyon & Kaya
P.S. We left another book that
might appeal to your particular “interests.”
*We then left an old Kentucky
law book my dad authored and a book by the Marquis De Sade.