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The PT SAT

For each question in this section, choose the best answer from the pulldown menus.
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Vocabulary
Choose the word or set of words that best fits the meaning of the sentence as a whole.

1) "The Girl_________the quarterback, even though she never________."
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2) "When walking past the _______, the _________ was arroused."
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Select the lettered pair that best expresses a relationship similar to that expressed in the original pair.

3)anus:homosexual


4)man:penis

Reading Comprehension
Answer all questions following a passage on the basis of what is stated or implied in that passage.

From "The Story of the Eye" by George Battalle
Simone lay on the floor, her belly up, her thigh still smeared by the dead man's sperm which had trickled from her vulva. I stretched out at her side to rape and fuck her in turn, but all I could do was squeeze her in my arms and kiss her mouth, because of a strange inward paralysis ultimately caused by my love for the girl and the death of the unspeakable creature. I have never been so content.
5) The tone of this passage is
6) In the passages following this one, the speaker will probably,


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Mathematics
In this section solve each problem, using any available space on the page for scratchwork.

7) Mex' weed costs $60 an ounce. Kind green bud goes for $60 an eighth. How much more potent must the green bud be for it to be a better value?
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Comparisons

Each question consists of two quantities, one in Column A and one in Column B.
You are to compare the two quantities and answer in the pull-down box
A) if the quantity in Column A is greater
B) if the quantity inColumn B is greater
C) if the two quantities are equal
D) if the relationship cannot be determined from the information given


Column A Column B
8) love sex
9) a moment's insight a life's experience
10) sex with a "10" sex with two "5's"
11) size of the boat motion of the ocean
12) 3 grams psylocybin 100 micrograms LSD
13) length width
14) good fences good neighbors
15) silicon saline


Essay
Agree or disagree with the following statement:
"If I am taking this test, I have no life."
Use examples to support your arguments.
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