The PT SAT
For each question in this section, choose the
answer from the pulldown menus.
Please use a number 2 pencil to move your mouse.
Choose the word or set of words that
fits the meaning of the sentence as a whole.
1) "The Girl_________the quarterback, even though she never________."
A) fucked, bathed
B) ate, excercises
C) blew, swallows
D) straddled, bleeds
2) "When walking past the _______, the _________ was arroused."
A) balloon animals, clown
B) orgy, president
C) stable, priest
D) zine editor, supermodel
Select the lettered pair that
expresses a relationship similar to that expressed in the original pair.
Answer all questions following a passage on the basis of what is
in that passage.
The Story of the Eye
" by George Battalle
Simone lay on the floor, her belly up, her thigh still smeared by the dead man's sperm which had trickled from her vulva. I stretched out at her side to rape and fuck her in turn, but all I could do was squeeze her in my arms and kiss her mouth, because of a strange inward paralysis ultimately caused by my love for the girl and the death of the unspeakable creature. I have never been so content.
5) The tone of this passage is
6) In the passages following this one, the speaker will probably,
A) declare his need for a popcicle
B) join the NRA
C) seek therapy
D) go to Disneyland
The ideas contained in the reading passage do not neccesarily represent the views of Prehensile Tales.
In this section solve each problem, using any available space on the page for scratchwork.
7) Mex' weed costs $60 an ounce. Kind green bud goes for $60 an eighth. How much more potent must the green bud be for it to be a better value?
A) 2 times as potent
B) 4 times as potent
C) 8 times as potent
D) Moot question. Sticky Bud just tastes better than bammer weed.
Each question consists of two quantities, one in Column A and one in Column B.
You are to compare the two quantities and answer in the pull-down box
if the quantity in Column A is greater
if the quantity inColumn B is greater
if the two quantities are equal
if the relationship cannot be determined from the information given
a moment's insight
a life's experience
sex with a "10"
sex with two "5's"
size of the boat
motion of the ocean
3 grams psylocybin
100 micrograms LSD
Agree or disagree with the following statement:
"If I am taking this test, I have no life."
Use examples to support your arguments.
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