| Column A | ? | Correct answer |
| Heinz | %1% |
I) Poor substitute for movie blood |
| Hanes | %2% |
L) Cotton Penis Holder |
| Haim | %3% |
E) Least Talented of the acting Coreys |
| Ahem | %4% |
K) The spelling of the clearing your throat sound |
| Ham | %5% |
H) The other white meat |
| Heil | %6% |
A) Nazi for "high five" |
| Hail | %7% |
G) Underachieving snow/overacheiving rain. |
| Hole | %8% |
F) Acheivement of a self-actualized shovel |
| HiHo | %9% |
B) Wanna-be Ritz |
| Hoe | %10% |
D) The bluntest of the garden tools |
| Harem | %11% |
C) Veiled Fun-o-rama |
| Hare | %12% |
J) Got smoked by the Tortoise |
