Why I'm Single, Reason #11
After a few cocktails at a friend's party, I found myself waiting in line for the bathroom. Our allergy-considerate hostess had put up a sign on a closed door in the hallway that read:
I pointed out the sign and sparked up a conversation with the attractive woman behind me in line.
Does that mean we can't cut open Whiskers?
'Cause at the last party they let us open her up. We couldn't take anything, just check out her organs and stuff.
Say,…The sign only says, "DO NOT *OPEN* CAT"…Does that mean everything else is fair game? Like, could I have sex with her?
Looking back, maybe, "What's your sign?" would have been a better opening line.
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