Goals for 2001:
Learn to determine remaining battery life with my tongue.
Master the Lundy Hop.
those punks to let me play their reindeer games
Protest non-primary colors.
Impregnate a reptile.
my brie intake to 2 wheels/day.
the fine print.
which side is my "good side."
my fear of cotton.
my tetherball Championship.
my spanking machine.
to work at least 1 day a week.
work at least 1 day a week.
artificial flavors and colors.
adversity. Tie him up. Tar and feather him. Have my "Marry me,
Brittany" tattoo covered up with a Celtic design or something.
blood doping for regional athletic competitions and weekend
Mom to stop calling me "Fucko."
Find a teeter-totter partner closer to my age (and weight).
my *own* blow-up doll.
What are YOUR
goals for the new year?