a home for my family's wacky holiday traditions

Xmas Xtras
older holiday Humor

Halcyon's Holiday Videos:
"Dear Santa" "The Xmas Toe" and "The Xmas Compromise"
Letters to Santa
Our silliest tradition

Explaining our wacky "Letters to Santa" Family Holiday Tradition

"The Christmas Toe" by Halcyon

"The Christmas Compromise" (Shonda wants a Tree)

During HugNation, Grandpa explains the gifts he gives to his grandkids

'06 GIFT:


Dear Santa!

Thanks so much for all your hard work!
But as we all know, with hard work, comes a manly odor.

Not only do you have the undeniable stench of an overweight man in too much clothing, but you've also got to deal with the smell from a night's worth of reindeer debris, chimney soot, and the occasional kiss from someone else's mommy.

Not to worry! We got your back, Santaman! Just spray a bit of this stuff on your way home and Mrs. Claus will love you for it.


'04 GIFT:
Anal Probes

read the '04 letter


'01 GIFT:
Bondage Book and Law Book

read the '01 letter



'00 GIFT:
Self Esteem Books

read the '00 letter


BONUS: Easter Beer Bottle Hunt


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