Explaining
our wacky "Letters to Santa" Family Holiday
Tradition
"The
Christmas Toe" by Halcyon
"The Christmas Compromise" (Shonda wants a Tree)
During
HugNation, Grandpa
explains the gifts he gives to his grandkids
'06
GIFT: cologne
'06
LETTER:
Dear
Santa!
Thanks
so much for all your hard work!
But as we all know, with hard work, comes a manly odor.
Not
only do you have the undeniable stench of an overweight
man in too much clothing, but you've also got to deal
with the smell from a night's worth of reindeer debris,
chimney soot, and the occasional kiss from someone else's
mommy.
Not
to worry! We got your back, Santaman! Just spray a bit
of this stuff on your way home and Mrs. Claus will love
you for it.
