I finally took the bastard out. My patience was running thin after 3 months with this tongue ring and 2 chipped teeth.

But last night I broke a big chunk of tooth off. The proverbial "last straw."

Now my back molar is sensitive, my tongue is raw from scraping against the ragged tooth, and I've got no one to blame but myself.

*I* put a chunk of metal in my mouth in the highly trafficked "tongue-zone" and I paid the consequences.

So last night at 4 in the morning, I took out the tongue ring.

I guess I'll have to figure out a different way to improve my cunnilingus skills.

Prehensile Tales thinks the tongue might be better off left alone

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