Mean people are my kryptonite

"My Super Power"

I can wear any outfit and get away with it.
It's my gift.

Aquaman can talk to fish...
The Flash can run real fast...
I can look good in any article of clothing.

That's my super power.
And I promise to use it only for good.

Louder than Liberace's coat
More flamboyant than a buff drag queen.
Able to wear pink bonnets with a faux fur coat…

See my Super Power in action! (musical slideshow)

What is YOUR super power?

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