Heinz A) Nazi for "high five"
Hanes B) Wanna-be Ritz
Haim C) Veiled Fun-o-rama
Ahem D) The bluntest of the garden tools
Ham E) Least Talented of the acting Coreys
Heil F) Acheivement of a self-actualized shovel
Hail G) Underachieving snow/overacheiving rain.
Hole H) The other white meat
HiHo I) Poor substitute for movie blood
Hoe J) Got smoked by the Tortoise
Harem K) The spelling of the clearing your throat sound
Hare L) Cotton Penis Holder