Here's the deal. As much as I claim to be a free sexual spirit, I would still feel some shame in buying certain types of sexual aids.
For example, I've always wondered what those penis pumps feel like.
Maybe I'd like it? Maybe it's my bag, baby.
But I've always felt too embarassed to order one. It's one thing to have to pay for sex...but having to pay to masturbate!?!?!
Yes, I still have some shame.
I'm working on it. Baby steps.
Then I realized that I wouldn't necessarily be ashamed to *use* them. It's the "paying for it" stigma (Like prostitution) that makes me embarassed. "I just fucked a fake vagina" seems less pathetic than, "I just bought a new fake vagina." Perhaps it's a subtle difference, but it's significant none-the-less.
So, in the spirit of overcoming my shame issues, we're doing an experiement in collective pornography consumption.
People that pledge will get a special photo of me posing with the winning "item."
...to the Porn-O-Rama!
Wanna comment on one of the sexual aids? Or suggest another one? Or condemn my morals?
"She's one heck of a gal"
Glow In The Dark Pocket Pal
"Get that "glowing" feeling of self-satisfaction"
Mermaid Blow-Up Doll
"functioning mouth, vaginal and anal portholes"
"Ultra Fleshy "Real-Feel" Material!"
"Itís so clear, you can watch your lubricated member"
Lorissaís Taunting Lips
"Iím easily cleaned and always ready for more of your love-juice!"
top-of-the-line penis pump
"designed by a noted inventor in the medical field"
"The feel of real skin, with none of the hassles."
Chasey Lain Realistic Vagina
"actually molded from Chasey Lain's own beautiful genitalia"
Jill Kelly Sensual Suction Doll
Removable senso-soft vagina!
Real Doll "pubic hair is realistically embedded, one hair at a time, into her silicone flesh"
all images from Adam&Eve where you can also buy all these wonderful products.