Here's the deal. As much
as I claim to be a free sexual spirit, I think I'm a fraud.
I was browsing through my recent Adam
& Eve "adult products" catalog and realized that there are quite a
few items I'd be embarassed to order.
Yup, "Mr. Naked" himself would actually feel shame in buying certain types
of sexual aids.
For example, I've always wondered what those penis pumps feel like.
Maybe I'd like it? Maybe it's my bag, baby.
But I've always felt too embarassed to order one. It's one thing to have
to pay for sex...but having to pay to masturbate!?!?!
Maybe it's not necessarily that I'm ashamed to *use* them?
Maybe it's the "paying for it" stigma (like prostitution has) that makes
"I just fucked a fake vagina" seems less pathetic than, "I just
bought a new fake vagina."
Perhaps it's a subtle difference, but it's significant none-the-less.
In the spirit of overcoming my shame issues, let's do an experiment
in collective pornography consumption.
Click to see the next chapter in the
...$0.25 to the Porn-O-Rama fund!