Unless you've killed your Television in support of Ted Kaczynski, you are
aware that the McRib Sandwich is back. Oh yes, the pressed meat atrocity
has returned. Not since pup-on-a-pole has the "other white meat" been so
An uneducated glance at this food item shows it to be a rack of pork ribs
smothered in BBQ sauce. However, the McRib Sandwich is a boneless
offering. There is false advertising inherent in the name: there are no
ribs in the McRib Sandwich.
Now, I don't eat swine. So I honestly can't tell you what its like to bite
into a rib-shaped pressed-pork sandwich. But I think of no act more unnatural and
I mean, look at it...
They press the meat into the shape of ribs. Why?
You'd think people would have an aversion to biting into a rack of bones.
Why don't they press it into a more
appropriate shape, like (I may be out of line here) a patty? Or maybe in
the shape of a cute little pig.
Are you ready for more about the McDonalds Pork Legacy?
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