the food pyramid
The Food Pyramid is one of the greatest Mysteries in the world. Sure, it's the Egyptian pyramids that get all the press, but the Food Pyramid is far more wondrous.

To clear up some confusion, PT offers this public service offering.
The following are food items often mis-classified into erroneous food groups. This confusion can lead to an unbalanced diet, death, or worse.

The following are UNACCEPTABLE as
Vegetable/Fruit servings:
  • Grape Soda
  • McDonalds Apple Pies
  • Cherry Coke
  • Grape Nuts
  • Captain Crunch Crunchberries
  • Skittles
  • Avocado Skin Masque
  • Peach-scented hand lotion
  • Raspberry schnapps
  • Olive Oil

The following are UNNACCEPTABLE as
Grain/Bread servings
  • Breaded Fish Sticks
  • Sweet Breads
  • Croutons
  • Cookie dough ice-cream
  • Wicker Baskets

The following are UNNACCEPTABLE as
Milk/Dairy servings:
  • Milk Duds
  • Cake Frosting
  • Butter Fingers
  • Head Cheese
  • Mayonnaise
Any questions?

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