----------------www.prehensile.com---------------- The Food Pyramid is one of the greatest Mysteries in the world. Sure, it's the Egyptian pyramids that get all the press, but the Food Pyramid is far more wondrous. To clear up some confusion, PT offers this public service offering. The following are food items often mis-classified into erroneous food groups. This confusion can lead to an unbalanced diet, death, or worse. The following are UNACCEPTABLE as Vegetable/Fruit servings: Grape Soda McDonalds Apple Pies Cherry Coke Grape Nuts Captain Crunch Crunchberries Skittles Avocado Skin Masque Peach-scented hand lotion Raspberry schnapps Olive Oil The following are UNNACCEPTABLE as Grain/Bread servings Breaded Fish Sticks Sweet Breads Croutons Cookie dough ice-cream Wicker Baskets The following are UNNACCEPTABLE as Milk/Dairy servings: Milk Duds Cake Frosting Butter Fingers Head Cheese Mayonnaise Any questions? Prehensile Tales, like Bon Jovi, is a cowboy, wanted dead or alive. Copyright © 1997 Prehensile Tales. d e s i g n by h a l c y o n