I'll be completely honest with you.
I didn't write a new Tale this week.
My life is an emotional cassarole right now and I needed to take a little "me" time. I hope that's cool.

Buuuut, there is a Tale this week, courtesy of e-sheep.com. I met Patrick Farley at SXSW and after a night of Roofies and kamakazee shots he agreed to let "The Jain's Death" be a Tale of the Week. It's not silly and phallo-centric, but it's one of my all-time favorite stories. Give yourself 20 minutes and allow yourself the pleasure of an amazing graphic Tale.

If you simply must have a taste of silliness, I suggest re-reading The A-Team. It makes me giggle every time.

other tales

"Yes, I was on STUDS"