When I offer someone a glass of water...and I say, "Do you want ice cubes?" I'm just kind of assuming they want ice. If they say, "No." what am I supposed to think about that?. What kind of person doesn't want ice? What kind of person doesn't prefer the glass with ice?!
Can I trust this person? Ice is better. That's just understood. Hollywood knows it. Just look at any soda ad. An Un-iced glass of soda is like an un-cooked pork cutlet. It's against god and nature! So when I'm over at a friend's house and they offer me something to drink, I'm like very grateful for the liquid refreshment and everything, but...where are my freakin' ice cubes!?


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