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Something must have happened to the water supply. This is the third Halcyon Cam essay in a week.

Goodness. A school trip to Amsterdam sounds delish! And no need to pretend you're going for the culture with www.CannabisTravel.com

If watching the Halcyon Cam has become intrusive...consider Halcyon Addicts Anonymous.


cassie questions the "halcyon webcam phenomenon"
(with some fun screen captures from the cam)

I need to chill on the drugs...I had almost forgot how fucking funny Todd Levin is.


Halcyon Sniglet:
  • Someone who is exceptionally skilled at pleasuring themselves:


It's Veteran's Day. Thank you.

As one page pointed out today: "Ich verprügele den Fallhammer in ernsthaftem!" is how you'd have to say "I am spanking the monkey in earnest!" had Hitler won.

Wow. This is an arts and crafts project that I could get into. I wonder if PETA would be upset?

Check these japanese ads with odd products and celebrity Sell Outs.


I heard a radio ad this morning:
"If you haven't seen, Get Real, you don't know what you're missing!"
No duh. I think the same could be true for most things.

Childhood just got better: the Hello Kitty vibrator


So my dad points this out the other night night:

Television is a free service. Supported by revenue from ads.

It’s starting to run internet ads for sites such as HotBot, also a free service supported by ads.

Hot Bot has ads for many other sites that are free services supported by ads.

It’s like a whole economic system built on a foundation of smoke and mirrors.


Oh, lordy. The Turkish stud reaches a messy climax with "Mahir Gets Funky".


Updated an old Tale with a new Flash animation: Skydive

This was inspired by my 25 brave co-workers who went skydiving today. I did *not* go. Why? Read the Tale

Got this via pager and it made me smile: "you honor natural divinity, and inspire loyality to goodness. Who knows, maybe the cab driver's wife was pregnant...."


I've been forward several times the Turkish stud web page. But it takes it to a whole new level of HOT when it gets SHOCKED .


When you have a Wookie hairball in your throat, wash it down with Star Wars Liquor.

I just saw on the box of Sweet and Low that their slogan is, "It's expected!"
So is death. But that's hardly a selling point.


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Halloween was awesome. I was a sexy bitch. But an evil cabbie tried to dampen my light.

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