11/14/99

Hey, Halcyon: A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy;
b) is uptight and is a waste of time;
c) shouldn't have sat next you on the bus in the first place.

that is NOT what i meant! i mean, what you do with it on your own time is between you and god, but spare me the disgusting details, okay? please? some of us use our forks for what they were INTENDED for.

do the words blllether lethetdlelether llelelthletherblether mean anything to you?.... no? maybe that's why you're single! ... learn them.. uise them on her! =)

Why did she object to me calling her vagina a "penis cozy"?