no matter how often you go to the beach, we still don't believe those are sand crabs
Since I'm on a tight budget this year, most people on my xmas this year are getting home-made gifts. Mostly sculptures made out of superglue and pennies.
Bette Midler is to a gay man, as you are to me (a straight woman).
Kittens and small children make for good breakfast protein.
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