no matter how often you go to the beach, we still don't believe those are sand crabs
12/21/2000
Since I'm on a tight budget this year, most people on my xmas this year are getting home-made gifts. Mostly sculptures made out of superglue and pennies.
Bette Midler is to a gay man, as you are to me (a straight woman).
12/18/2000
Kittens and small children make for good breakfast protein.
no matter how often you go to the beach, we still don't believe those are sand crabs