12/13/2000

Nietzsche is peachy.

Dude, your pager called me last night and told me he wants to have control of the blogger or he's crawling up your ass -- I'm not sure why he told me... could have something to do with the batteries and the vaseline... but don't tell him I told you

If I scratch you in the right place will you lick me? Like my cat only without the dirty look?

Forget "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." I'm waiting for the porno version: "Flogging Dolphin, Spanking Monkey."

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