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It is a scientific fact for men live longer if they view a beautiful naked womans breasts everyday. Can I help you live longer?

I think a really funny joke would be for NASA to send up rockets and push a bunch of planets out of alignment. Then they could sit back and laugh when everyone realizes that their horoscopes aren't coming true.

What if Our entire world was only one tiny blade of grass compared to the rest of the Universe? AHHH! Lawnmower! LAWNMOWER! You rock my pink glittery snowglobe

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