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10/5/2000
Ever notice how you never see Ron Jeremy and Al Gore together? Secret alter ego, maybe?

10/4/2000
Have you ever noticed that cellphones are coming in vaginal cavity sizes?

10/2/2000
"The Sexiest Bachelor in America" is on Fox tonight ... you will be on it, right? Or should I just leave the vibrator in the nightstand?

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