10/7/2000
Penises are cool. So very very cool. Amazing things they are. Is there anything else in the world that grows to 4 times its size when it's happy? Does that kick ass, or what?
10/5/2000
Ever notice how you never see Ron Jeremy and Al Gore together? Secret alter ego, maybe?
10/4/2000
Have you ever noticed that cellphones are coming in vaginal cavity sizes?
10/2/2000
"The Sexiest Bachelor in America" is on Fox tonight ... you will be on it, right? Or should I just leave the vibrator in the nightstand?
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