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9/28/2000
Hey Halcyon, I have a question. I want to teach my brother obout the world and the global economy, could I achieve this by recording a porno of a midget sodomizing a rabbi on a standard cassete tape, loading it into my old teddy Rukspin, and playing it?

If beef is the major meat staple in the US, then why aren't our paperclips and staples made of beef?

Question: If you had a choice in having sex with kevin Smith or Steven Spielburg, whom would you sleep with ( disregarding who's gotten the most Oscars')?

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