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9/14/2000
With all that faux fur around it's no wonder you've got fleas. Those are faux fleas, fight them with the little plastic army guys with the flame throwers.

I am the leader of the fleas. Continuing to resist us will only make your eventual death more painful. Surrender now and you may be spared.

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