8/26/2000
the appropriate gestures are in ( ) for your pleasure. Ready . . . Begin! "milk (squeeze right nip), Milk (squeeze left nip) Lemonade! (lower body fondle fondle) The other side is where fudge is made! (turn and wiggle wiggle wiggle!)" Thank you.
8/25/2000
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
8/24/2000
If somebody cloned you, and you had sex with your clone, would it be masturbation?
8/22/2000
we women only tell you guys things after we cum to make up for the fact that you wanting to hold a stuffed snoopy while having someone pour Tang all over your body just didn't cut it for us okay???
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