Does masturbating with a hot dog make you a lesbian, cause you know there ain't no meat in hot dogs.
In the best of all possible worlds--that is to say, in this world, as well as all other worlds--you are the one who can nail Anna Kournikova
What? No web log updates today? What a disappointment! That is sorta like saving the best looking piece of a sushi roll till last and finding that it has been stained with the taste of the fucking ginger!
An easy way to be Vibe Of The Day is to say "I want to suck your dick" But I won't.
You remind me of a very young Greta Garbo
The quivering anus awaits...
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