7/22/2000

My username for Napster was gonna be 'ihatemetallica,' but it was already taken.

Does masturbating with a hot dog make you a lesbian, cause you know there ain't no meat in hot dogs.

7/19/2000

In the best of all possible worlds--that is to say, in this world, as well as all other worlds--you are the one who can nail Anna Kournikova

7/18/2000

What? No web log updates today? What a disappointment! That is sorta like saving the best looking piece of a sushi roll till last and finding that it has been stained with the taste of the fucking ginger!

An easy way to be Vibe Of The Day is to say "I want to suck your dick" But I won't.

7/17/2000

You remind me of a very young Greta Garbo

The quivering anus awaits...

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