7/13/2000

If you were music, I think you would be a cross between that "Oh Yeah" song by Yello and "Crocodile Rock" by Elton John

7/12/2000

how does snoop dog keep his shirts so white? Blee-och

7/11/2000

"I'm reading the new Harry Potter book and I was shocked to find that there is an elf in the book that is wearing a tea cosy as a hat! I can't believe that pansy children's author had the nerve to copy you! I say lawsuit! That bitch is worth millions!!!"

7/10/2000

I had a dream in which you and I are playing badmiton naked, and you kept saying "shuttlecock! shuttlecock!"

the word of the day today (dictionary.com) was halcyon. Seems everywhere I go, I'm reminded of you. go figure.

am i the only one who has a problem with the word "suckle"? i mean, the action itself is quite enjoyable, but the word? *cringe*

I watched "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" last week. His white shoes reminded me of you.

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