7/5/2000

Weird.... you are so on my wavelength...I was just explaining to someone today why I splurge on toilet paper... Life is too short to use cheap TP, nothing is too good for my ass!

I'm sculpting a statue of you out of Kellogg's Rice Krispy Treats

7/3/2000

as much as it sucks to miss pt/cockybastard for a few days, it's awesome to catch up...kind of like masturbating until you pass out after getting over your period...(not that you'd know about that)

7/2/2000

In the geographic scheme of things, you've got the nicest North America I've ever seen. I'd like to feel your warm Brazil and touch your Panama. Geographically speaking, of course.

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