Perhaps you can explain the point of strip clubs to me. I mean, I'm perfectly willing to cozy up to an upright pole, letting you stuff me with dollar bills...
My first orgasmic experience came while inserting my alto recorder. I don't think that's exactly what Miss. Moore had in mind when she said I'd soon be making sweet music with it.
So, I start wearing fur pants, just like you! One question: how the heck do you..uh...clean them when they get...uh...sticky?
I'm not sure why hearing you say "cocksucker" on your show last night made me as horny as it did...
I remember the first time I ever jacked off.. That's what your site reminds me of.
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