6/24/2000

7 orgasms, 20 minutes...what's that like, 1 per 2.3 minutes?

6/23/2000

I made out with my girlfriend in my sleep the other night. She says I kiss horriblly in my sleep. I guess I just shove my tounge in her throat. Then I sat up and said, "There used to be a mall entrance around here." I don't remember a thing...

You know, last week, I was two stalls away from you. What exactly does "ooohhhhmmmyyyaaaeeesssss!" mean anyway?

6/21/2000

would you ever date a reformed lesbian? how bout a deformed lesbian?

You are exactly like Britney Spears, except you are not female and you look nothing like her and you don't sing, yet I am nonetheless attracted to you and your naked breasts

6/19/2000

You kind of look like the greasy backstreet boy... without the weird simetrical facial hair

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