6/24/2000

I always wondered how to fill a bathtub with jello. I mean, how do you chill it? So Me and my girl tried. And after we sobered up we forgot aout it and went shopping. And now my fridge is too full of bowls of jello to put anything in it. FUCK!!!

7 orgasms, 20 minutes...what's that like, 1 per 2.3 minutes?

6/23/2000

I made out with my girlfriend in my sleep the other night. She says I kiss horriblly in my sleep. I guess I just shove my tounge in her throat. Then I sat up and said, "There used to be a mall entrance around here." I don't remember a thing...

You know, last week, I was two stalls away from you. What exactly does "ooohhhhmmmyyyaaaeeesssss!" mean anyway?

6/21/2000

would you ever date a reformed lesbian? how bout a deformed lesbian?

You are exactly like Britney Spears, except you are not female and you look nothing like her and you don't sing, yet I am nonetheless attracted to you and your naked breasts

6/19/2000

You kind of look like the greasy backstreet boy... without the weird simetrical facial hair

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