6/15/2000

As I sit here picking my girlfriend's pubic hair from my teeth I think.... Does life get much better???

3 otterpops and a half bag of jerky later our young heroine screamed WHY GOD? WHYYYYY?

6/13/2000

"FTL" is also found on the waistband of your old arch-nemesis, Fruit (of) The Loom... eerie...

6/12/2000

I just noticed that the abbreviation for "Feel The Love" is exactly the same as that of "Faster Than Light". I'm pretty sure this is deeply profound, somehow. FTL, baby!

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