6/2/2000

I thought I was having great orgasms BEFORE I put the batteries in my vibrator! Imagine the joy I have now found!

5/31/2000

I wanna pikatchu, my little love squirtle. I wanna be transformed by your gigglypuff, and feel the raw heat from your charmander.

5/30/2000

Damb I hate it when Jello gets caught in my cleavage...

I blew bubbles today. I think they're a lot like us. We're made from so little substance, we may as well be nothing. We'll pop, eventually. But, we can contain stuff. And that's the only thing that makes us real. So fill yourself up. And float away.

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