5/26/2000

They sell Wheelchair Barbies now. Yet they won't acknowledge the fact that Ken has no dick. I'd say THAT'S a disability that needs to be recognized.

5/24/2000

Since you won't do frontal nudity, have you considered having a mold done of your penis and marketing a line of replica dildos? I know I would buy one in every color. There will be multiple colors won't there?

I would not be offended if you walked up to me with a boner right now.

5/23/2000

I was surrounded by 30 people who had taken multiple e-bombs when someone randomly jumped up and started playing charades desperately trying to say 'feel the love' ala Halcyon boy. He was too fucked up so it turned into a huge, naked orgy. You'be proud.

5/21/2000

They have a pokemon character named Squirttle. I think they came up with the name after the team of producers visited your web site.

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