pages of the week!
5/20/2000
I was thinking that the new ecstacy tabs I'm makin' should be called John Halcyon Styns. I'm at a loss at what to put on them.. Little JHS' or a smiley. Feel the love doesn't fit.........

5/19/2000
Nothing is going to make an 8am math final feel good. But seeing "Feel the love" scrawled on a 'Get it' Collegeclub.com poster outside the door to the exam hall made me feel a little better.

hello, Im a mexican girl, i dont speak english a lot, but i love your page a nd your filosofy...instead..youre a babe!, upps im gabish, better send you a mail

5/18/2000
Duct Tape? Birdseed? Honey, just how many drag queens DO you have drooling at your cyber-feet? But how could they not??? You're just the best little boy a drag mommy could ever wish for. Love, Mommy.

5/17/2000
"Your hair's too long and in your eyes/ Your tip's a perfect suck me size"-Flower by Liz Phair. Sorry, that song always makes me log on to Prehensile immediately.

5/16/2000
you even turn dykes on, baby

you know, somedays even my lucky rocketship underwear doesn't work

5/15/2000
wow you are the kato kaelin of the net

5/14/2000
I used to bite my nails too... fingernails, toenails, you name it. Then I realized that if I'm that flexible, there are better things I could be doing to myself. I'm damn proud to be in the oral stage.

ever wonder why, if the may pole dance is about fertility, they always have one at EVERY elementary school in the country? Can I do the dance around your "May Pole"?

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