5/13/2000

In the pinball game of life, my flippers are a little farther apart than the rest.

5/11/2000

Fruit is so erotic, for them to be allowed to be on display, NAKED. I'm ready to take up a new cause that would make it illegal for fruit to NOT be clothed. I mean, after all, fruit, especially bananananananas, are *allowed* to just lie there in the supermarket, looking all tantalizing, screaming, PEEL ME! TAKE ME! And to think *we're* not allowed to do that. It's so unfair. The fruit need clothes!!!!

5/10/2000

Have you ever noticed how whipped cream NEVER washes out of sheets?!

You bite your nails! YAY! I've been biting for the past 13 years. Freud says I'm stuck in my oral stage. I wonder what would happen if I got stuck in my anal stage - would I be biting my anus?

5/9/2000

kilt. sex. now.

5/8/2000

Imagine if we could actually see into the future.. I'd just like to work out the exact moments in time where I really badly need to go to the bathroom... then remind myself to go before then.

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