5/4/2000

I can't believe you came to Florida, Mr. I just got back from MIAMI, and did not come to see me!!!! Next time stop by FSU, but remember to bring some duct tape, honey and some bird seed. It will be a time you will NEVER forget

You have a black belt in tongue-fu! You've karate-chopped my funny bones to shards! Oh thank you, you Kane-like (but infinitely sexier) San Diego god!

5/3/2000

Last night I rolled over in my sleep and mumbled something about fucking shitzus to my girlfriend. When she asked what I was talking about I said, "nevermind, you're not ready" and rolled back over.

I just booted up Prehensile Tales today, and I just have to say that I recognise the look on your face in that pic at the top. It's known as the "Bret Michaels Kissy Lips" look in some Poison Fan Circles. I had no idea you were a closet 80's band fan!

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