4/22/2000

Every time I jack off my belly button gets filled with cum. I call this my gene pool.... ha! Get it??

4/21/2000

Had a dream. You masturbating in front of the computer..then a voice in the HAL 2001 voice.."John, I wouldn't do that if I were you"

Holy crap! you have a LOT of hair, I didn't ever realize how much before I visited teacosy.net! It's very pretty, but how do you avoid smothering in your sleep?

4/20/2000

i dreamed i shaved your head bald. you have a very pink scalp. it's time to change the pink background. just ah.. just don't pick brown. i had another dream about that too.

4/19/2000

I think I genuinely injured my hand in the course of masturbating last night.

4/18/2000

I would donate to your masturbate-a-thon, but I am afraid I would end up broke.

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