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4/13/2000
If you're really looking for something fun to do in New York, I'd suggest Josha Jackson. But then, you're on a *political* bisexual, right? Maybe it's time you got out of politics.

While in NYC, you should feverishly masturbate (as you are already acustomed to doing : ) while outside the MTV studios during TRL. Millions wold get to see you "perform". You might even make the top 10 requests.

4/10/2000
I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I think I could make your BED ROCK!

Wow. You're site is so...pink. Some may think "homosexual", but I think it is just a tribute to labia. Am I right??

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