4/7/2000

love your cock.....i mean cocky bastard site

4/6/2000

Saw this: Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm. And it made me happy. Less depressed and not angry at all.

4/4/2000

no... no... no... the spagetti has to be cooked first before you stick it.. umm... hmm.. well. how much?

Everything I need to know I learned from my dog: Pooping on the rug will get you a good spanking and Humping a man's leg more than makes up for sniffing his ass.

I made a slight oops earlier and I burned my masturbating hand. I'm not talented enough to masturbate with the other hand, any suggestions? (My roommate already refused to lend me a hand)

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