3/24/00

a new hair salon popped up along my route to work, it had a pretty cool name too, "Curl up and Dye" I dare say that it's the mark of a very sadistic stylist. I can't wait to pay them a visit!

3/23/00

Went to the doctor's office for what I thought was a routine checkup.Imagine my surprise(and discomfort) when he bent me over and checked my prostate. Strange, considering he's my dentist.

3/21/00

MY friends keep asking me, "Spit or swallow?" "SPIT OR SWALLOW???" i had no idea they took their Bazooka Bubble gum so seriously!

3/19/00

Eating Pop Rocks and leaning over a bowl of Rice Krispies while watching a war movie heightens the experience.

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