3/11/00

"The voters this school want to hear me talk about my plan for sustained, long-term growth and happiness for all students, not about whose face I supposedly ate years before I became involved in politics" I think I did pretty good in that debate

3/9/00

I've been thinking about foreskin a lot lately. Maybe it's all these turtle-necks I'm wearing....

You seem to be in the know. If I would like to have my sexual skills appraised, who should I contact?

3/8/00

Question...whats worse than having peppermint essential oil on your anus? Answer Having someone put ice on top of the anus with peppermint essential oil.

3/7/00

I know what they do with those beads... It's kinda like the smut shop throwing free vibrators to a crowd of horny women... think about it. PS - that's also the reason they go for the larger variety...

There are more naked people here in New Orleans today than anywhere else on the planet. So where are you? Ah, well - happy Mardi Gras!

3/6/00

Some people say the chemicals I'm using are bad for my brain. But I think world mush naked pool frogs.

3/5/00

Do you always take 5 or 6 changes of clothes on you desert trips? Don't you think you should take more? Your friends might feel left out.

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