3/4/00

I'm writing a short story and the only stipulation I've given myself is I must use the phrases "fudgey cornhole" and "vegetarian bacon" once each...I have a feeling it'll be a 1930ish cropduster epic with drag queens and Regis Philbin thrown in. See ya.

3/2/00

You should cut your hair to just above your shoulders and get yourself some bangs. At that point you will be all set to start your new career in commercials for those rock compilation cd's of 80's rock ballads. Every rose has it's thorn, ya'know.

3/1/00

re: this week's tale - don't let the gripe e-mail get you down. As a lapsed Catholic, I would have to start going to church again if Jesus really was an alien. I've always believed no human - even the son of God - could be that nice.

2/29/00

i think of you while using my shower massager...mmmmmmm

I've met Ron Jeremy a few times and all I can say is EEEWWWW. Peter North was better and he was icky too. I think you should become a porn actor, then there would be some attractive men in porn and I'd be able to get into it more.

I've met Ron Jeremy a few times and all I can say is EEEWWWW. Peter North was better and he was icky too. I think you should become a porn actor, then there would be some attractive men in porn and I'd be able to get into it more.

You are very hot. You should put some more pictures of yourself on the internet!

2/27/00

I've often wondered why sex in public places is *illegal*. It's certainly less intrusive than SMOKING in public... well, unless you're doing it at the table in a fancy restaurant. I'm thinking more like in quite out-of-the-way places like parks, etc

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