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2/18/00
I had my oral skills openly and highly praised last night, he almost sounded dumbfounded actually... But, I was looking for a second opinion, wanna come over?

My honey always tells me, "Suck it, blow's just an expression", I wondered what I was doing wrong...

2/16/00
I was looking for a paint color yesterday and found one called "Halcyon". It was the sickly orange-pink of cheap, made-in-Taiwan, doll flesh. I bought it immediately.

2/15/00
Nothing like Valentine's Night sex, hmmm? Now I'm all chafed and stuff. And the cat is looking at us like we're criminals.

2/14/00
So, you're in love. Dude, when you feel the throbbing in your pants before you feel the throbbing of your heart, that's not love. That's your pager.

2/13/00
You have to promise not to tell... but I KNOW what victorias secret was... her real name was Victor.. and she wasn't a she.

Hal, I watched those videos on your site this morning. This evening, I got asked out by two different women. It doesn't take Hercule Poirot to see the fuckin connection! You're the man.

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