2/11/00

It's trivia time....If I were a three asses circus clown w/ one ass being in the normal location, and the second being directly to the left of the frist, where would the third be and why?

2/9/00

Halcyon. This is the girl under your desk. Mind if I lick your inner thigh?? Tap your foot once for yes, twice for no.

2/8/00

I one day wish to be considered promiscuous, until I reach that lofty height I'll keep on beating off... Ten times a day.......... You know, for like *practice*.

I heard the other day that 10% of men attempt auto-fellatio and 0.3% actually succeed. Despite the odds, my money is on you.

2/7/00

I have decided to devote my life to the serious scientific study of licking my own pussy. The Penis will no longer be the center of my universe...amen

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