2/5/00

Um, a huge truck with your face on it? Your face will be going through tunnels across America. Hmm. Another sexual reference in Halcyon's life. Can't we just leave well enough alone?

2/4/00

I think toe sex should be given more recognition than it is.

2/3/00

I read that STP will be playing at the SXSW awards. Does this mean you will finally get to smoke crack with Weilyn. Or will you be satisfied with just blowing him?

2/2/00

Don't you wish that *just once* Wednesday really was Hump Day?

2/1/00

Valentine's Day sucks unless you're gooey phat in love. How 'bout a St. Scrog-In-The-Street Day so we can all feel included? Sidewalk sex with a stranger and a minor case of gravel butt are perfectly acceptable substitutions for true love.

1/31/00

I feel like getting drunk, finding a little boy in a toga, and fucking him full of knowledge--another sign that I've read too much Plato.

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