1/28/00
Sigh, just my luck. I go to reach for the condom last night in the dark and accidentally put on the Chinese Finger Trap. Guess I'll just have to chnage my name to "Wang"
1/27/00
My birthday is coming up, and all I want for my birthday is to get fucked up the ass. My mom just asked me if I had a list for her... what on EARTH do I tell her???
1/26/00
Have you seen those commercials where they say "Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper?" What the fuck? Diet Dr. Pepper tastes like ass.
1/25/00
When I asked for a BIG STUFFED POOH for my birthday, this was the LAST thing I had in mind...
1/23/00
Fraggle Rock + Rum and Coke = many happy college students
That teacosy hat sure make you look like a penis.. Or maybe it's just the acid I just dropped...
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